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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:48 am    Post subject: Tradebait Giveaway Contest - got jokes? Reply with quote

I am preparing to move and thinning out the collection just a bit, and have a stack of tradebait to give away... If you're looking for some random 1/1, autos, GU, numbered and rookies then this is your lucky day!

To enter - post a joke - funniest joke wins. Doesn't have to be original, but does have to be within the rules of HK (swearing, adult topics, etc are out). I'll end the contest on Sunday and will announce the winner. Enjoy and hopefully this will help spread some laughs - I'll start with a Mitch Hedburg joke:

"One time I went to a craft fair, and I see a jar of jellybeans, it said “Guess how many jellybeans are in the jar, and you win a prize.” Aw, come on, man. Let me just have some. I’ll tell you what, you guess how many I want, if you said “a handful” you are right. "

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: Tradebait Giveaway Contest - got jokes? Reply with quote

cardhussluh wrote:
I am preparing to move and thinning out the collection just a bit, and have a stack of tradebait to give away... If you're looking for some random 1/1, autos, GU, numbered and rookies then this is your lucky day!

To enter - post a joke - funniest joke wins. Doesn't have to be original, but does have to be within the rules of HK (swearing, adult topics, etc are out). I'll end the contest on Sunday and will announce the winner. Enjoy and hopefully this will help spread some laughs - I'll start with a Mitch Hedburg joke:

"One time I went to a craft fair, and I see a jar of jellybeans, it said “Guess how many jellybeans are in the jar, and you win a prize.” Aw, come on, man. Let me just have some. I’ll tell you what, you guess how many I want, if you said “a handful” you are right. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHiHJ2AhYE&feature=youtu.be&t=11m24s





A guy walks into a cardshop and says, "I am interested in buying some cards" and the owner says, "O.k. let me get my Beckett"..............






Now, THAT'S FUNNY STUFF RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!




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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says did you know there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper says there is a drink named Bill?

If everyone has heard that before my bad.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a faculty meeting at one prestigious university. As the leaders of the university were discussing some important school matters, an angel suddenly appeared. The angel spoke to one of the deans and told him that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, God would reward him with his choice of: 1.) an endless supply of money 2.) infinite wisdom or 3.) strikingly good looks.

Without hesitating, the dean selected "infinite wisdom."

“Done and granted!” said the angel, who then disappeared in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. When the angel left, everyone turned toward the dean, who was sitting stunned and surrounded by a faint halo of light.

After a time of silence, one of his colleagues whispered, “Say something.”

The dean then looked at everyone, shook his head, and said, “I should have taken the money.”

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:43 am    Post subject: Re: Tradebait Giveaway Contest - got jokes? Reply with quote

Randy wrote:
cardhussluh wrote:
I am preparing to move and thinning out the collection just a bit, and have a stack of tradebait to give away... If you're looking for some random 1/1, autos, GU, numbered and rookies then this is your lucky day!

To enter - post a joke - funniest joke wins. Doesn't have to be original, but does have to be within the rules of HK (swearing, adult topics, etc are out). I'll end the contest on Sunday and will announce the winner. Enjoy and hopefully this will help spread some laughs - I'll start with a Mitch Hedburg joke:

"One time I went to a craft fair, and I see a jar of jellybeans, it said “Guess how many jellybeans are in the jar, and you win a prize.” Aw, come on, man. Let me just have some. I’ll tell you what, you guess how many I want, if you said “a handful” you are right. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHiHJ2AhYE&feature=youtu.be&t=11m24s


"A man asked Paul for a price on a card, and he responded with a reasonable number."

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A guy walks into a cardshop and says, "I am interested in buying some cards" and the owner says, "O.k. let me get my Beckett"..............






Now, THAT'S FUNNY STUFF RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!




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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did Darth Maul cross the road?

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Bill and Fred are horsing around with a pistol and it goes off, striking Bill in the chest. Bill goes down in a bloody heap and Fred freaks out. He gets out his phone and calls 911 and says "We were goofing around and Bill was shot and I need help, I'm pretty sure he's dead." The operator calms Fred down and says she needs his help. She says "You first have to make sure he's actually dead" so Fred says hold on, there's a muffled shot, then Fred gets back on the phone and says "Okay, now what?"
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excited to see some jokes, I'm going to wait and go through them all at once and see if my sides can keep from splitting Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depitydog....its a joke and a punchline in one
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two buddies, Bill and Jeff, are out golfing. On the 13th hole Jeff slices his tee shot into the woods. While he's looking for his ball he decides to relieve himself and take a leak. As he doing that a rattlesnake appears out of nowhere and bites Jeff on his man parts. Jeff screams out in pain and Bill comes running over to see what's wrong.
Jeff yells, "A snake bit me on my man parts, go to the clubhouse and get help!"
So Bill sprints all the way to the clubhouse. There's a doctor in there, and he says it's very simple. You just need to suck the venom out of the wound.
So Bill takes off and sprints all the way back to Jeff. Jeff asks "So what did they say?"

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks everyone for playing, it was a tough one but I'm going with..

byronscott4ever wrote:
Bill and Fred are horsing around with a pistol and it goes off, striking Bill in the chest. Bill goes down in a bloody heap and Fred freaks out. He gets out his phone and calls 911 and says "We were goofing around and Bill was shot and I need help, I'm pretty sure he's dead." The operator calms Fred down and says she needs his help. She says "You first have to make sure he's actually dead" so Fred says hold on, there's a muffled shot, then Fred gets back on the phone and says "Okay, now what?"


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I must say I laughed at all of them, y'all rule.

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